Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Today in Alien Nation

Happy (early) 23rd (that's all?) Birthday to the hottest hot mess in Hollywood.


Yikes!

Remember when LiLo was a charming (and prodigously talented) actress as well as a darling young lady in general?



My, how things have changed (for the worse)!


With each passing year, I fear that this "adolescent phase" is more of a self-imposed life sentence for Linds. Will she be like Ann-Margaret, one of her self-professed idols, in real life -- a sex kitten who blossomed into a brave and challenging performer -- or, God forbid, be more like her *reel* life -- an immortal characterization of self-destructive pathos that is Nora Walker in the Who's legendary rock opera, Tommy?



It's a question only she herself can answer, but I hope to God she can pull out of her tailspin.


"Somebody get a mop and a bucket!"

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